So i was like walking through the forest and then I tripped and fell. I was all like "FAIL!", but then a gigantic crevice opened up under me and I was like What the heck? Of course I was also screaming, but when I landed it didn't even hurt cause I landed on a pile of all the drawings I've ever done from age 0 to present counting every single little doodle I did on the back of my math sheets. I did get a few paper cuts though... Then this horse just like trotted up to me and let me get on him. We rode throught the forest, but suddenly we got attacked by the Varia. Then I was all like "kufufufu" and they were like " Omg she must be possesed by mukuro Rokudo. Then I said What no!, but that would be pretty epic cause he could kick your butts, yes that includes you Mammon and you Xanxas. That made Xanxas angry and he was all like "SHADDAP!" and made an attempt to blast me with his epic fiamma guns, but Katniss everdeen shot him first and waved to me. I was like"WOOT! katniss everdeen !Girl on FIYAH! You go girl!"
Then Squalo goes "VOOOOIIIIII What just Happened? Whats going on?How did the boss get shot by some random girl running through the undergrowth?"
Then I was like "dude this my mind anything can happen here, take a chill pill. Aaanyhow...Peace out" and I rode off.I realized i just rode into a battle field and saw Eragon and Saphira battling Murtag and Thorn in the sky and Harry potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley battling Voldemort and his deatheaters on the ground. Then I rode in and was all like "woah Voldemort can i have an interview?" and he was all like"What?uh... yea"
and then I said"so whats it like being evil?"
And he says "What kind of question is that? isn't it obvious? Being Evil is awesome!"
"Harry potter seems to think other wise"
"well too bad for him, though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to annoy me..."
"Oh reeeally..."
"Yea, well I've got a whole epic good vs evil battle going on at the moment so I can't stay."
"Ok bye! Have fun losing!"
"Wait What?"and then he gets hit by a random spell and i get to laugh in his face.
Then I magically float up to where Eragon and Murtahg are battling and say"It's so nice to see brothers having fun with each other!"
"What?" They say in unision.
"Yea... you guys should hang out more often....Oh lookie there! It's Galbatorix and his giant evil dragon Shruikan." I float up to him." 'ello, old chap" I crack up then I adopt a serious expression."Kamikorosu"
"What?"
Then Hibari kyouya randomly popped up floating next to galbatorix looking very angry. "Oh crap now Hibari is after me for using his phrase. Well gotta fly!"
I zip off flying through the sky, unfourtunatly he flew after me. I then said "Who gave you permission to fly in my mind?"
"Who gave you permission to use my captchphrase?"
"Touche"
I then landed in a plain and we started battling, it was all pretty epic, but unfourtunatly I was on the loseing side cause he had his Tonfa and i had no weapon at all, but then suddenly i made some hand signs for Ninjutsu and yelled"RASENGAN!!!" and charged him with my ball of chakra energy."Mwahahahaha, didn't expect that did you?"I laughed evily. then Naruto runs up to me and is all like "Hey why'd you use my ninjutsu?I'm gonna make you pay,Believe it!"
"Come on! it wasn't even yours in the first place!"
"It is now though!"
"But can't you see I'm in the middle of something here?"
"why should I care?"
"You know what, next time you battle Sauske I'm interupting you!"
"Yea sure you can if I steal one of your moves."
"gah!"Facepalm."I think i'm just going to have to ban you from my mind! Everyone has something in for me! well at least it isn't as boring as my math class"
Then my math teacher walks up.
"Mr. Crain! What are you doing here?! I thought I banned boring people from my mind?!"
" Please do these one hundered problems for homework."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"I open my eyes.I'm in my math class. "WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHY!"
"Ahem, is there something you wish to share with the class?"Mr Crain asks.
"Yes, actually, it's a question."
"Fire away"
"Who gave you permission to give me math homework in my mind?"
"WHAT?"
The End!
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